Here's something I did and why you shouldn't do it...
Sometimes spam leaks into your inbox. Sometimes you have a bad day and are crabby. Here's what happens when those two wonderful elements come together. Below is an email I received from a championship spammer and underneath that is my reply. It makes for good reading I think.
--- Mr Henry Carr wrote:
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Dear
Ref:234/U,
We are very sorry for the late response,Your mail has been received and we appreciate your correspondence with our company we will immediately commence with the following process of verifying your identity.We have provided and open a file with our accounting departmetment to facilitate our business relationship. if you are still interested in being our representative,Please re-comfirm to us :-
1.Your full names.
2.Your telephone/fax numbers.
3.Your full contact address.
4.Your Sex
5.Your Age
6.Your Occupation
We will mail you with your approval correspondence on the completion of our procedure to enable us commence with the next step.Once again we want to use this medium to reafirm ourpledge to this relationship/partnership. We will appreciate that you confirm the receipt of thismail for further correspondence.
Thanks,
Mr.Henry Carr
(It should be noted that I of course didn't email this jackass.)
Dear Mr. Carr
Thank god! I was starting to wonder what was taking you so long so that we could start our business relationship already! Lol.
To answer your questions:
1, Cunty McSnatchTwat
2,1-900-ass-fuck
3,My full address is: Your mom's place, Whoreville,
USA, 90210
4,I am a pre-op transvestite but I still have balls for you to lick. I'll be able to mail them to you after the operation.
5,My full age is just old enough to stuff your mom's Twitchet or Pooter to use the scientific term (Vertical Bacon Sandwich if you're using metric).
6.I am currently employed full time fucking various orifices belonging to your mom (including and not limited to her Balloon Knot and Cooleyhopper or Hairpie if you will). Please contact her for a reference.
Again, I must reiterate that it is imperative that we begin our business relationship as soon as possible,Mr. Carr as I very much look forward to shitting in your mouth.
Yours in Christ
C. McSnatchTwat Esq.
Of course, as cathartic as this was, now they have my addy and my inbox has become spam nation. The moral of the story, if you're going to fuck Henry Carr's Mom's Spam Fritter, keep it on the lowlow.
--- Mr Henry Carr
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Dear
Ref:234/U,
We are very sorry for the late response,Your mail has been received and we appreciate your correspondence with our company we will immediately commence with the following process of verifying your identity.We have provided and open a file with our accounting departmetment to facilitate our business relationship. if you are still interested in being our representative,Please re-comfirm to us :-
1.Your full names.
2.Your telephone/fax numbers.
3.Your full contact address.
4.Your Sex
5.Your Age
6.Your Occupation
We will mail you with your approval correspondence on the completion of our procedure to enable us commence with the next step.Once again we want to use this medium to reafirm ourpledge to this relationship/partnership. We will appreciate that you confirm the receipt of thismail for further correspondence.
Thanks,
Mr.Henry Carr
(It should be noted that I of course didn't email this jackass.)
Dear Mr. Carr
Thank god! I was starting to wonder what was taking you so long so that we could start our business relationship already! Lol.
To answer your questions:
1, Cunty McSnatchTwat
2,1-900-ass-fuck
3,My full address is: Your mom's place, Whoreville,
USA, 90210
4,I am a pre-op transvestite but I still have balls for you to lick. I'll be able to mail them to you after the operation.
5,My full age is just old enough to stuff your mom's Twitchet or Pooter to use the scientific term (Vertical Bacon Sandwich if you're using metric).
6.I am currently employed full time fucking various orifices belonging to your mom (including and not limited to her Balloon Knot and Cooleyhopper or Hairpie if you will). Please contact her for a reference.
Again, I must reiterate that it is imperative that we begin our business relationship as soon as possible,Mr. Carr as I very much look forward to shitting in your mouth.
Yours in Christ
C. McSnatchTwat Esq.
Of course, as cathartic as this was, now they have my addy and my inbox has become spam nation. The moral of the story, if you're going to fuck Henry Carr's Mom's Spam Fritter, keep it on the lowlow.
