Letter to the Editor

Well, guys, it didn't take long to start some controversy. Here's a reaction to my very first editorial. Feel free to email me with any of your concerns.

Dear Jackass,

Your so called interview with "Rapid Fire Reggie Auburn" was mean spirited and made me sick. Where do you get off making fun of a comedian whose paid his dues. You've haven't paid your dues. Until you're in an open mic room hating people for no real reason then you haven't paid your dues. Hm. Although I guess the senseless meanness in your interview brings you closer to having paid your dues. My head hurts. Anyway, I've spoken with "Rapid Fire" on more than one occasion and although he is a racist and he did ask me to spank him for money, he is a noble man who doesn't deserve to be mocked. Although he does deserve to be spanked. He's a dirty boy. Seriously though, stop making fun of people. There is no difference between you and a bully in the schoolyard.

Sincerely, Spanky


Dear Spanky,

Although I see and understand your concerns, I would like to point out that there is a difference between myself and that schoolyard bully. That bully most likely is receiving a useful education and will make something of himself. Also, he's probably not as much of a coward as I am. If you require any further ways to differentiate me from bullies, please buy my new book: "Our Bullies Ourselves" available at your mom's place.

N.